Welcome to the halfway point on this season’s The 100 episodes! So, to catch you up a bit in preparation for tonight’s big episode, I decided to share my Top Ten “What the Actual Fuck?” moments from this season so far! Remember, friends, spoilers are spoilery.
#10: Jasper’s Death Wish/Farm Station Revealed
I mean, he is smiling FFS!
After this, we get the unfortunate introduction of Farm Station. I was so excited, like “aww look, it’s Monty’s mom, and Archduke Vladimir Pike!” but then they were the actual worst, so I need them to go back to Ice Nation. Or Iceland. Or the sky. I literally do not care, as long as they leave Arkadia.
The whole ten seconds that I enjoyed Monty’s mom as a character.
#9: The Evolution of Pillamy
These two make me want to barf. You know who else does? Mrs. Monty. She is annoying AF. I really hope she either sees the light and fades into a happy little Arkadian background character, or gets killed in the heat of battle. Either will do. Pike just needs to die. Sorry, but in this case, I’ll say it: Blood Must Have Blood. But only Pike’s will do. Jeez Bellamy, get your head out of your ass, okay?
#8: Lexa Battles Roan
And instead of being defeated or killing Roan, Lexa just gets more and more epic. And does this to the awful Ice Queen.
#7: Rasper Versus JALIE
God, I hate The City of Light and everything about it. Even the mention of it makes me want to scream. But when Jasper and Raven teamed up and were able to beat ALIE and Jaha and their weird ass motives to erase all memories? Such a win. Now, if JALIE could just go away, please and thank you.
Finally! Can’t we just… lock JALIE in a vault or something now?
#6: Fun in a Jeep!
Because it is the only thing that happened this whole season, aside from the all-too-brief Clexa, that didn’t make me need to up my dosage of antidepressants.
#5: The Massacre/ Blood Must Not Have Blood
Pillamy sucks, guys. We know this. And the massacre gutted me. Even the thought of it made me physically ill, because WHY would this happen!? WHY, Pike? And then Octavia finding it, Clarke trying to make Bellamy realize how much this was not okay. But most of all, Lexa being the bigger person than Pike, and declaring that Blood Must Not Have Blood. If only she knew she was dealing with a bunch of egomaniacs…
#4: Clexa’s Brief Sail
MY. HEART. I cannot handle it. While I do ultimately love Bellarke, I think Clexa was perfect this season. And I wish they had gotten more time together- though I think it’s nice that the last memory Clarke will have (like, before Lexa’s death) will be a sweet and wonderful one. Off I go to sob now.
#3: Becca Kills Earth
Backstory for the win! If the two “holy crap” moments below hadn’t happened, obviously this would win, and it is huge. What even, Becca? She injected herself with ALIE2, basically killed the world with Red Dress ALIE, killed all of Polaris kind of on purpose, and jets down to become a Grounder commander?! WHAT EVEN?
Pshh, that’s what they all say.
#2: Kane’s Plot Foiled, Execution Ordered
I think we all knew that things with Pillamy would come to a head. And of course Kane is going to be in peril, because he is the ringleader of the three sane people left in freaking Arkadia. This, of course, is where we were left hanging three fucking weeks ago.
#1: May We Meet Again.
I am basically counting the whole thing, because it is one thing, one event. Lexa’s death, and the Becca-ness that was pulled out of her neck. We don’t even know what it all will mean yet, but I absolutely bet it will be insane. Reshop, Heda.