OH HI. I haven’t posted one of these The 100 posts in a hot second, and that is mostly due to laziness. But. The trailer has reinvigorated me, and the fact that the show will premiere in a month reminds me that I am running out of time to post this. This has been, hands down, the most time consuming post I have ever done, but I hope you find the results worth it- I certainly had a chuckle while doing this!

**There will be spoilers for the show, oddly. Because there’s a group called “Deadkru” which… gives stuff away I guess.**

Val was playing The Sims, and she made a Shannon, a Holly, and a Rashika (and a Val, of course) and I had this brainchild… what would The 100 be like in a “Real World”-esque situation? And I decided that I needed to find out.

First, I split the gang into four separate households: Skaikru, Bunkerkru, Deadkru, and Randomkru. I tried to add as many faves as I could. Of course not every character made the cut, but I think I did a pretty solid job. Of course, at some point, the characters started having kids, and there were too many people in Skaikru’s house, so I threw some friends over to Casa Delinquent. We’ll get to that!

Skaikru

The Skaikru house was the first, and it was mainly the Delinquents. (And Bellamy and Raven, of course.) I know that Jasper should be in Deadkru, but look, I wasn’t ready okay? My first incantation was… rough. It gets better, you’ll see. Anyway, here are some highlights of Skaikru House!

  • Monty and Raven were the first couple to get together. Like super quickly. They were woo-hooing by day 2.
  • Not far behind were Octavia and Jasper. This… didn’t last long, however.
  • Clarke and Harper flirted a lot in the beginning, but I was making Bellarke happen. So it did.
  • Octavia soon left Jasper for Murphy. She also refused to go to work. I couldn’t make her, as much as I tried.
  • Clarke was the first to have a baby! Jacoba Griffin-Blake was the first house baby.
  • The house hired a nanny! He soon tried to get with Octavia and Jasper- but then broke Jasper’s heart. THEN he lost all the house babies, which was the final straw.
  • Bellamy killed the nanny.  Because I made him. A nice, older lady replaced him.
  • Octavia and Murphy had the next baby! Abrah Blake actually used to be Abraham Blake until the nanny lost him.
  • Raven and Monty had TWINS! Jasper and Finnick Reyes-Green. Oddly, Jasper and Jasper have quite a connection.
  • The Skaikru house is THE neighborhood hangout. Indra pops in and takes out their trash randomly. Sinclair heads straight for the computer. They take “make yourself at home” wayyy too literally.
  • After all the babies were born, the houses had to be split: Raven, Monty, Jasper, and the twins in one, Bellarke, O, Murphy, and Harper in the other. Only… Harper was super lonely, so Jasper married her and she moved into Casa Delinquent.

 

Abrah, Octavia, Bellamy, Jacoba, Clarke, Murphy, Baby Jasper, Monty, Big Jasper, Finnick, Raven, and Harper

Bunkerkru

Ah, Bunkerkru. I feel like this is the (far more) comfortable version of what will actually happen in the bunker! Maybe? Ha. No.

  • So, Kabby happened right off the bat, I didn’t even have to try! And Kane and Indra immediately became besties. Because of course they did.
  • Abby had a baby while I wasn’t paying attention. I named him Jake Kane.
  • Jaha and Miller got together. For like, a second. Then, Miller and Jackson became a thing (!!) and Jaha gave zero fucks, and decided to move on to Niylah. And they all lived happily ever after.
  • Until Jaha killed Kane by accident. It was tragic, especially for new mom Abby. Just kidding, Abby didn’t seem to care, but Indra STILL cries non-stop.
  • Abby is always MIA, and Niylah takes care of Jake a lot. Indra gets scared around Jake because babies confuse her even though she technically gave birth to Gaia.

Niylah, Miller, Indra, Abby, Jake, Jaha, Jackson, and Gaia (RIP Kane)

Deadkru

Awww such a case of the sads! Don’t worry, I fixed them all up after I got mods. Luna you can’t even tell is LUNA in that picture. This was, oddly enough, the quietest house. Not a ton happened.

  • Lexa had a brief flirtation with Ilian.
  • Luna and Roan got together fairly early on. Theirs was a tumultuous relationship, which I suppose is fitting. Then they had a kid. I named her Ariel kom Flokru, but I think she and Roan are still arguing if she should be Flokru or Azgeda.
  • Lincoln was trying to get with Octavia, which made me sad because of actual show life.
  • Finn and Wells were pretty boring. Lexa and Sinclair were always at the Skaikru house.
  • Eventually Lexa and Finn (ironically) started seeing each other.

Ilian, Lincoln, Roan, Ariel, Luna, Sinclair, Lexa, and Finn

Randomkru

Some of these people are dead, to be fair, but I couldn’t fit everyone into Deadkru. This was actually one of the funnest houses because it was so damn random. I mean… who doesn’t want ALIE and Pike arguing over doing the dishes?

  • Emori and Wick got together, which… okay? But they stayed together too, and had a baby. I named him Otan.
  • Pike and ALIE fought non-stop, over anything and everything. To be fair, ALIE was a real bitch. Pike was… a bit calmer than her. ALIE even started a fight with Otan, so.
  • Echo was always at other people’s houses. Who could blame her.
  • Riley cried for like, his whole life. Eventually “we” killed him off. Which is when….
  • ALIE started hitting on the Grim Reaper. No lie, see the pictures!
  • Later, Maya set the backyard (and herself) on fire, and Echo and Emori were the only ones who would try to extinguish it.
  • Dante did not stop talking about art for one second. Even to Ghost Riley.
  • Maya tried to keep the peace, naturally. But failed.

Wick, Echo, ALIE, Otan, Emori, Dante, Pike, and Maya (RIP Riley- or don’t, no one cares.)

And now… a Slideshow! 

It’s not in order because this plugin hates me, but I added descriptions so I hope that helps! 

So, what do you think would happen if The 100 were thrust into the present? Or maybe, what would you want to happen?

Posted March 22, 2018 by Shannon @ It Starts at Midnight in The 100 / 11 Comments

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11 responses to “The 100 Meets 2018”

  1. Greg Hill

    Y’know, Monty gets around a bit, what with Harper and now Raven in the game. Woo-hoo’ing (that kills me) by day 2? Dang. And Clarke and Harper woulda been interesting! Wait… the nanny LOST the babies? *sputter* Good call, Bellamy.

    Finnick. 🙂

    Hell I’d hang out at Skaikru house!

    I feel like Bellarke, O, Murphy (!) and Harps would be a riot? Love the baby pics! I see that O doesn’t relinquish her sword even during baby time? Damn Kane looks a lot like… Kane. ALIE’s a bitch in any world apparently. Oh and Echo’s face paint… nice.

    Ooh slideshow. Um, what is Echo doing to Riley there? Oh dear. Are those bunny slippers on Jasper? And is Luna the Grim Reaper?? Appropriate I guess.

    Kane dancing might be my favorite.

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    • Shannon @ It Starts at Midnight

      Bwhahha right? Although… I think Octavia wins. Not only was she with both Jasper and Murphy, but she had some flirtations with Lincoln AND the Nanny! Yes- so everyone went to the park for the Bellarke wedding, and when we got back… NO BABIES. The Nanny was supposed to have stayed there with them, but the babies were gone! But the freaking nanny just kept coming BACK, day after day, getting paid, flirting with everyone, and the children were still not there!

      Seriously, Skaikru house WAS the best. And yes, they were funny- Murphy was hilarious, especially in his weird female pajamas, and bathing at other people’s homes against their will.

      HA no Luna isn’t the grim reaper, she just carries a scythe because… Grounders? And OMG I hadn’t noticed that with Echo, I am DYING! She… took matters into her own hands ? Indeed, Jasper has bunny slippers!

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  3. Beth W

    Oh my gods this is precious. It’s actually making me want to play The Sims. And watch more The 100, naturally. I LOVE that you did this, despite knowing how much time it must’ve taken. Thanks for the hilarity!

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  4. Vlora

    You know Lincoln would actually be that swaggy guy at the club tho. I wish there were a few episodes in our timeline with them just having fun! Your designs are pretty accurate, nice job. I’m all here for Roan haha

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  6. Holly J

    This is the greatest post. I LOVE your The 100 Sims, and omg it was so funny reading about what they all did. So glad Bellarke got together. And omg @ Maya setting herself on fire. And Jaha killing Kane. WHAT THE HELL, JAHA. I love that Indra still cries about it. So glad Raven/Murphy and Jackson/Miller were a thing, too. *crosses fingers the show gives us the latter in the 5th season*

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